Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar

Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga

 dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho.

 Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 970 views
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