SARDAR was sitting in toilet, but potty was not
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SARDAR- "ab Aa bhi ja..!! Mai tenu kha thodi
javanga....!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 832 views

mendak or jurabain

aik class main maindak ko behosh kerna tha. lakin dawa nahi mil rahi thi.


aik laka: sir meri jurabain sungha dain.


ustad: mendak ko behosh kerna hai marna nahi hai!

by Haseeb Sultan (few years ago!)

Tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,

Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.

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Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor donga.

Magar noshi meri biwi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A sheikh boy fall in love with sheikh girl

A sheikh boy fall in love with sheikh girl

Larki: jb sub so jain ge to main gali main sika phenkon gi tum faoran andr ajana
Lekin Lrka sika phenkne k 1 ghante baad aya

Larki: itni der Q?

LARKA: Me Sika Dhoond Raha tha

Larki: Pagal Wo To Main Ne Dhaaga baandh K phenka Tha…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai

I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai…
(My neighbour say all this to me)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Yaar Hamara Biwi Humko Chhor kar Chala Gaya

Pathan: Yaar Hamara Biwi Humko Chhor kar Chala Gaya.


Friend: Tum Usko Pyaar Nahi karta Hoga.


Pathan: O Nahi! Qasam Khuda Ka, Saga Behen Samajhta Tha Usko

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)