Pathan had a deep cut on his leg

Pathan had a deep cut on his leg.
Nurse said it would be stitched and 10 stitches are
required.
Pathan asked the cost.
Nurse replied,” 3000?
Pathan said I need stitches not embroidery.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 834 views
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