Santa: mere frnd ne chupke se mere mbl se meri GF ka number le liya….

Banta: fir kya huya???

Santa: bewakoof kal se aapni he behen ko romantic MSG vej raha hai………!!!!;-):-P:-D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 862 views

Called a newspaper office

A Memon Called A Newspaper Office And Asked:
Mera Baap Mar Gaya Hai, Kya Charges Hongay?
Newspaper: Rs.50 Per Word.
Memon: Oh Bohat Ziyada Hain,
Acha Likho “Ghafoor Bhai Died”.
Newspaper: Sir! It Should Be Minimum 6 Words!
Memon: Oh Ho! Jara Sochnay Do….. Acha Likho……
Ghafoor Bhai Died – Suzuki For Sale .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

College righting

A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the
new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.
"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest
Hemingway," he said.
"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua
Hemingway. No relation."
The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway
a writer, also?"
"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

CROSS THE ROAD... REDNECK

Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other
side.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan Ke 4 Bache

Aik Pathan K 4 Bache Thy
Govt Ne Elaan Kia K Jis K 5 Bache Honge Usay Rs.20000 Mahana Wazeefa Dia Jayega

Pathan Ne Bevi Ko Kaha K Mera 1 Beta Meri Girl Frend Se B Hai
Main Wo B Lekar Aata Hun 5 Par Pese Milenge Jab Wapis Ghar Aya To 2 He Bache Thy

Pathan: Do Aur Kahan Hain?
Bivi: Jin K Thy Wo Le Gaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Do me a favor?

A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a
few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this
time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting
room right now, and I don't want to miss the four
o'clock ball game.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)