Cigrate Aur Sardar Jee

SARDAR Apne Baap K Saamne Cigrate P Raha Tha…

1 Aadmi Bola:
Oye Baap K Saamne Cigrate P Raha Hai..?

SARDAR: To Baap
Konsa Petrol Pump Hai Jo Urr Jaiy Ga..?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1011 views
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