“GEO TO Aisey”
Shadeed Garmi Me Bus Stop Pe

Log BUS K Intezar Me Khare They.
1 Faqeer Aya,
Sab Logon Se Bheek Li,
Or Taxi Me Beth K Chala Gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1030 views

You have been sentenced to death

Judge: You have been sentenced to death, however you can choose the way you want to die.

Accused: I want to die of old age, your honor

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

How is a police

How is a police car like a women?
It flashes and It usually has a d*ck in it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhag kar shaadi karle ya shaadi karke Bhag jae

Boy- Bhag kar shaadi karle ya shaadi karke Bhag jae(Girl se)
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Girl- fati chappal se mar khaega ya chappal fatne tak mar khaega…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Snake's New Glasses

A old snake goes to see his Doctor.

"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days".
The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Intelligent Pathan

Intelligent Pathan

Aik Pathan Rozana Cycle pe Rait ki Bori rakh k Border se guzrta tha,
Police uski Checking krti to Bori me se Rait k siwa kuch na nikalta,
Ek Din Police wale ne Pathan se pucha k tum Smuggling kis Cheez ki krte ho!

Pathan bola: CYCLE ki , O teri khair, Ena Inteligent Pathan.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)