murga kesa diya.
Santa jain: murga kesa diya.
Shopkeeper: Rs. 80 Rs. 50 Rs. 10
Santa jain: Rs. 10 Ka itna sasta kyu?
Shopkeeper: Saab isse aids hai.
Santa jain: de do khana hai, shaadi thodi karni hai!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 894 views
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