Car ki Nilami

Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi,
20 lac
25 lac
30 lac

Ek aadmi ne hairat se Car ki kharab halat pe ghor kiya, usay Car me koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas kharay ek aadmi se poocha:
.
Bhai is khatara Car me aisi kon si khoobi hai ke is ka itna daam lag raha hai?
.
Aadmi bola: Janab ab tak is Car ke 10 haadse ho chukay hain,
aur hairat ki baat ye hai ke har haadse me sirf aur sirf “BV” hi foat hui hai…

Aadmi ne awaz lagai:
40 lakh….

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 954 views
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