Kam kapre
Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha
jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat
dena
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 802 views
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