Baap; Agar ab Tum Fail Huye to Mujhe ABBU Mat Kehna

Result Aane Per

Baap: kya bana result?

Beta: Sorry Yaar mushtaq aj Tum ne Baap kehlaane ka HAQ Kho dia¿¿

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 883 views

What is the similarity

Banta : What is the similarity between marriage and 11:59 pm?

Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal jate hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

jab se maine tumhe job se nikala he,

Boss to santa- jab se maine tumhe job se nikala he,
tab se tum roz mere ghar ke samne potty kyun
karke jate ho?
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Santa-aapko ye batane ke liye ki main bhuka nai
mar raha..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

SAAS : Kalmuhi Khuda ne tumhe

SAAS : Kalmuhi Khuda ne tumhe 2 annkhe di hay, chawal se pathar nahi nikal saktin?

BAHU : Khuda ne tumhe 32 daant diye heini,2,4 pathar nahi chabba saktin...!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sindhi Ka Khoon

Sindhi ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.

Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Sindhi ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye.

Sindhi: Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Sheikh: Munna��!! Ab hamarey ander bhi sindhi ka khoon dor raha hay..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

puk gaya ho

2 Aurten 1 drakht k neeche bethi kafi dair se baten kr rahi thin k achanak drakht se 1 Aam(mango) gira
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Pehli Aurat

Ye Aam kese gira?
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Dusri Aurat kch bolne hi wali thi k..
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Aam khud hath jorr kr bola!
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Puk gaya hun mein tum dono ki baten sun sun kar.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)