Aik saheb keraya per makan lekar
Aik saheb keraya per makan lekar aik naye muhalla main gaye. Chaar roz baad in kay darwaze per dastak hoyi wo saheb bahir niklay to aik aadmi assalam aliqum kah ker bola.
Naye parosi hone ki haisyat se aap se mil ker buhat khushi hasil hoi hai lakin sath hi aap ki khidmat main aik guzarish bhi hai.
Farmaiye kia kaam hai.
Kerayadar ne kaha.
Guzarish ye hai keh aap zara maddhim aawaz main kharrate lia karain ke mari nind kharab na ho sake.
Sikaiti parosi se mukammal tayaruf ke liye poocha gia.
App ki tareef.
Jabab dia gia.
Saheb main aap ke is muhalley ka chokidar hoon.
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