Yaar maine apni girl friend

SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
2ND : Gold ring de de.

1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1104 views
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