Yaar maine apni girl friend
SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
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1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1123 views
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