1 Road pr koi mar Gya tha.
Rush lagne ki waja se 1 sardar ko Dekhne Ka Moqa Na Mila to
sardar bola

HAT JAO YE MERA BAAP He
lash larki ki thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 883 views

Pathan Was Kissing A Girl Inside A Car.

Pathan Was Kissing A Girl Inside A Car.

Police:Kya Kr Rhe Ho?

Pathan:Nazar Nhi Aa Rha?

Police:Meri Bari Kb Ae Gi?

Pathan:Is Larki K Baad.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

1- English 2- Urdu 3- Punjabi

ek zoo ma ek tota 3 language bol sakta tha
1- English 2- Urdu 3- Punjabi
Ek din ek admi nay test karnye k liye usko kaha k who are you?

Tota Bola I Am Parrot
Admi Nay Phir Kaha Tum Kon Ho
Tota Bola Ma Tota Hu
Adme Nay Phir Pocha Tu Kon Ey
Tota Bola
Taree Pen Da Yaar Wan Salyaa Tenu Ek Warii Samaj Nai Andee Ma Tota Waan

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

26. Bird asked a bee

26. Bird asked a bee, u work so hard 2 get honey n people steal. dont u feel sad?

Bee-no,coz they can never steal my art of making honey.

Moral:
... Insaan kya.....
kutta, billi, makkhi, jisko dekho wo aajkal philosphy jhaad raha hai....:D :P :p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

once pathan replied

Once a Pathan was Asked:
"Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?"
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Khan Sahab Replied:
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"Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

GOLU-Yaar,Meri Ghadi(Watch)

GOLU-Yaar,Meri Ghadi(Watch) Kho Gayi

MOLU-Chalti Thi Kya..?

GOLU-Ha..Yaar Chalti Thi

MOLU-Tab to jarur chalkar kahi Gayi Hogi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)