Boy to girl at a dance party: Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?

Girl: Main bachche ke saath dance nahi karti.

Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnant ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 897 views

Pappu Ke Pass Ek Kutta Bhi Tha,

Pappu Ke Pass Ek Kutta Bhi Tha, Ek Din Vo Usko Leke Sadak Pe Ghuma Raha Tha.

Ek Police Wale Ne Usko Dekha Aur Uska Majak Udate Hue Bola.

Policewala: “Arey, Apne Bhai Ko Leke Kaha Ja Rahe Ho?”

Pappu Pyar Se Muskurate Hue Bola: “Ji, Police Mein Bharti Karwane“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladki Ghar Se Bhag Jane Ki Damki De To Kya Kar

jab Koi Ladki Ghar Se Bhaag Jane Ki Dhamki De,
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To Uske Maan-Baap Ko Chahiye Ki,
Use Ganja Kar Ke Ghar Bitha De,
Paanch Mahine Tak Bhagne Ka Naam Nahi Legi……… Takli.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aisi Biwi Sirf Kismat Walo Ko Milti Hai

Ramdas Dukhi Hokar Apne Dost Shyamdas Ke Ghar Jata Hai Aur Shyamdas Se Bolta Hai.

Ramdas: "Yaar, Mujhe Apni Biwi Se Talak Chahiye"

Shyamdas: "Lekin Kyu Akhir Aisa Kya Hua?"

Ramdas: "Wo 6 Mahine Se Baat Hi Nahi Kar Rahi"

Shyamdas: "Ek Baar Phir Soch Lo, Aisi Biwi Sirf Kismat Walo Ko Milti Hai"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Phansi Par Charhney Se Pehlay

Mujrim (Phansi Par Charhney Se Pehlay)

Agar Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti
To Aj Ye Din Na Dekhna Nasib Hota

Jallad: Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa

Mujrim:
Jab Us Ki Bat Suni Hi Nahi To Kya Bataon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ki shadi hui.

1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui.
Rukhsati K Waqt Dulhan
Pehle Maa K Galay Lag K Roi,
Phir Baap K,
Phir Bhai Aor Behan K Galay Lag K Roi.
Sardar Ji Ne Dulhan Le
Jane Se Inkar Kr Dia Or Kaha
Aey Twade Kolon Chup Nai Hondi
Te Mere Kolon Kinj Howe

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)