BYEPASS
Dil Ke operation ko BYEPASS Q kahte hain????????
Socho Socho,
??????
Q Ke agar operation theek ho Gaya to PASS,Warna BYE :-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 820 views
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