Once a boy Uploaded a photo
Once a boy Uploaded a photo
holding a dog
on Facebook..
.
Girl commented : "Which one is
you?"
.
Boy replied : "The One holding
you.." ;) :P :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 869 views
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