Silly Man 1- mujhe kal paanch logon ne peeta..

Silly Man 2-to tune kuch nahi
kiya..??

Silly Man 1-maine kaha saalo ek ek karke aao..

Silly Man 2-fir kya hua...??

Silly Man 1-fir kya..sabne mujhe baari baari karke wapas peeta..!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 769 views

Sone K Liye Andhera Karna Hai

Sardar: Bhai Saheb 1 Kala
Bulb Dena!

Shopkeeper:Aap Kale Bulb Ka
Kia Karoge?

Sardar: Dopehr Mein Sone
K Liye Andhera Karna Hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Santa bike se ja rha tha

Santa bike se ja raha tha,Ladki ko dekh achanak
gir gaya.
Ladki-Oh My God! lagi to nahi.
Santa-nah nah, eh ta yaara da utran da style
hai..:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Traffic Policeman

traffic police: aap 180 ki speed se q ja rahe ho?
pappu: aap logon ne he tuo side wale board pe likha hai
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"yaad rakhiye ghar pe koi apka intizar kar rha hai...!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

Wife on call:"hey baby, what r you

Wife on call:"hey baby, what r you
doing.....??
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Husband:"office ­ - me bahut
kaam hai bus nipta
ke aata hu. ..and u
sweet heart....??
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wife:"mai club me tere piche
khadi
hu...:p :O :D :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dukandar ek aurat ko

Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya
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Aurat: Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi :P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)