Proffeser to stdnt-
what is attentn deficit hypractive disordr??

Stdnt-
jumbalakadi bamba! Holsga volsga...
Proffesr- i din't get u...
Stdnt- same here..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 620 views

Aashiqo Ki Dardnaak Kahani

When You Cry… Koi Nahi Dekhta,
When You Are Worried… Koi Nahi Dekhta,

When You Are Happy… Koi Nahi Dekhta,

Lekin Ek Din Date Pe Chale Jao… Sala, Pura Mohalla Dekh Leta Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Train track

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to
mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to
kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Laloo's Son: Dad

Laloo's Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.

Funny Laloo: I never calculated, I am still paying for it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Because Of A Power Failure

Colleague: “Sorry I’m Late, I Got Stuck In An Elevator For 4 Hours Because Of A Power Failure.”

Santa: “That’s Alright, Me Too I Got Stuck On The Escalator For 3 Hours“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Apun Jhoot Nehin Bolega

Circuit -Bhai, bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega bhai.

Munna bhai -Aye circuit, woh sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
Circuit -Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.

Munna bhai -Par circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
Circuit -Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)