Ek Tha Tiger
Kya time aa gaya hai..
Boys ke liye film bani to
” Ek Tha Tiger” =)
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Girls ka number aaya to
“Ek thi daayan” =P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1004 views
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