Boyfriend: Main Tumhe Kab Call karun???
Girlfriend: Jab Tum Chaho Tab.. :D

BF: Kal Main ne Call kiya tha..!! GF: Acha.. Par Utni jaldi nehi uthti Main.

... BF: Hmm.. To Main kal 11 Baje Call Karunga ?!
GF: Nahi, tab to Papa Ghar pehonge..

BF: To 3 Baje Call Karta hoon..
GF: Nahi, tab to Lunch ka Time hoga Na..

BF: To phir 5 Baje???
GF: Nahi, Tab to favorite Serial dekh rahi Hungi..

BF: To Raat ko Call karuga..??
GF: Nahi, Raat ko sab Waapas Ghar hote Hain..

BF: To Main Aakhir Call kab karun ???
GF: Jab Tum Chaho Tab.. :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1245 views

Dant nikana

Sardar:dr sahab ap bagir dard k dant nikal sakte hu.
Dr:nai
sardar :me nikal sakta hun
dr:kaise
sardar:hahahahaha

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Police Station Chalte Hai

Boy: Chalogi
Girl: Kaha.?Boy:
Jaha Tum Kaho
Girl:Police Station Chalte Hai,
Boy: Lo Batao Ab Apni Behen Se
Mazak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

being unmarried

Un-married hone ka sab se bara faida kya hai ??
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Think
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Haar mani?
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Ok i tell u
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Aap Bed k dono taraf se utar sakte hain.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Trainee Doctor In Operation Theater

Patient: Doctor, Yeh mera pehla operation hai….thoda dhyaan se operate karna.

Trainee Doctor: Areay bhai daro mat… yeh mera bhi toh pehla operation hai “Bhagwan Pe Bharosa Rakho”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Qabristaan mein ek sahab qabar key paas kharey

Qabristaan mein ek sahab qabar key paas kharey zaroqataar ro rahey they or marney waley sey shikayat ker rahey they

“Tum is dunya ko chor ker kyun chaley gyey? tumharey janey key baad meri dunya hi andher ho gyee.

Tum zinda hotey to mujhey yeh din kyun dekhney naseeb hotey? Yeh museebtein kyun sehna parteen?”

Qareeb ki qabar per kharey ek sahab ney un ka haal dekh ker hamdardi bharey lehjey mein poocha, kyun sahab, marney waley aap key qareebi dost ya rishtey daar they?

Pehley sahab boley, “Nahi, meri biwi key pehley shohar…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)