Husband & Wife Husband: Main Tumhari roz roz ki farmaishon se tang aa gaya hoon…!

is liye khud khushi karne jaa raha hoon

Wife: Acha aik White Saari to dila dain Iddat kay dino main kya pehnungi . . ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 571 views

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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Math vich fail

Santa:"Maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
SON:1st day Tchr kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..
fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi..:-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Doctor Visit

A forty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says "I don't care. I just came from the doctor and he says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old."

The husband said, "What did he say about your 41-year-old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kisi unknown number se Pathan ko sms mila

Kisi unknown number se Pathan ko sms mila:
"Agar tum zaheen ho to Rs.200 ka balance bhejo, aur agar hoshiyar ho to Rs.300 ka balance bhejo."
Pathan ne us number par Rs.500 ka balance bheja aur likha:
"Hum zaheen bhi hai aur hoshiyar bhi,ainda hum ko challenge na karna!"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

log lehtay hain

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)