A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together.

Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1127 views

Santa Jab Fifth Class Mein Tha

Santa Jab Fifth Class Mein Tha To Ek Din Madam Ne Us Se Puchha

Madam: “Santa Batao, India Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pahle Kahaan Lagaya Gaya Tha?”

Santa Kaafi Sochne Aur Dimaag Pe Zor Dene Ke Baad Bola

Santa: “Mam, Dande Par“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: mere frnd ne chupke se mere mbl se

Santa: mere frnd ne chupke se mere mbl se meri GF ka number le liya….

Banta: fir kya huya???

Santa: bewakoof kal se aapni he behen ko romantic MSG vej raha hai………!!!!;-):-P:-D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Good news

The newly wed wife said to her husband when he
returned from work, "I have great news for you.
Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house
instead of two."
The husband started glowing with happiness and
kissing his wife said, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest
man in the world."
"I'm glad that you feel that way because tomorrow
morning my mother moves in with us," she replied

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

There were two blondes

There were two blondes, who went deep into the woods, searching for a Christmas tree.
After hours of subzero temperature and a few close calls with hungry Wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Hotel's food

Customer :
Bhai Kab Se Wait Ker Raha Hoon
Khana Abhi Tak Tayyar Nahi Howa?
Hotel Wala :
Sir Kahana Tu 3 Din Pehlay Se Tayyar Hai Bas
Gharam Ho Raha Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)