Pathan Se Loot Maar

Pathan: Raat Mujhy 1 Aadmi Nay
Chaaku Dikha Ker Loot Liya

Friend: Lekin Tery Pas To
Hamesha Gun Hoti Hy

Pathan: Wo Main
Nay Chupa Di Thi,
Warna Wo Bhi Lay Jata!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 924 views
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