Mujhe Bhi Pagal Kerega Kya
Ek Bahut Bada Doctor Mental Hospital Mein Round Ke Liye Jata Hai,
Wahaan Pagalon Ka Checkup Karte Hue Usne Ek Pagal Ko Dekha Jo Chup Chaap Baitha Tha
Doctor Ke Man Mein Na Jane Kya Aya Usne Paagal Se Puchha
Doctor: Tum Pagal Kyun Hue?
Pagal Rote Hue Bola: Maine Ek Vidhva Se Shaadi Ki, Par Uski Ek Jawan Beti Thi Usko Dekh Ke Mere Baap Ne Us Se Shaadi Kar Dali,
Aise Meri Wo Beti Meri Maan Ban Gayi, Fir Un Ke Ghar Beti Hui, To Wo Meri Bahan Hui Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha,
Is Liye Wo Meri Nawasi Bhi Hui Isi Tarha Mera Beta Hua Jo Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Aur Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja,
Aur Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya, Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur
Doctor Cheekhte Hue: Abey Chup Kar Sale Mujhe Bhi Pagal Kerega Kya?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1076 views
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