1 rat mujhsy star ne kaha
1 rat mujhsy star ne kaha
Tum Q us ko sms krty ho?
Jo tmhen mis nhi krty?
Me ny star se kaha
Beta apna kam kr
Star ban,
Star Plus ki saas na bun
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