Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's
Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's mobile to know
under what name she had saved his number, when
he dialed his number from her phone, it showed
"TIME PASS NO. 8"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 800 views
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