Pathan aur Passenger
Pessenger: Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?
Pathan: Muje Machis Chahiye Thi
Pessenger: Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The
Pathan: Hum Ajnabi Se Baat Nahi Karta
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 792 views
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A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
~Conan O'Brien
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~Jay Leno
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A: A fund raiser.
~Jay Leno
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A: Bo has papers.
~Jimmy Kimmel
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A: America!
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A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
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Pathan boht dair sochnay k bad bola:
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Beti: Ammi mera Teacher Kitna pyara hy na
Ami: Beti Teacher Baap k Barabar Hota hy.
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