Throw Out Mother-In-Law
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said:
"Apni Saas Ko Bahar Nikalo."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 853 views
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