Teacher:
2 mai se 2 minus krdo to kya bacha?

Pathan:
humko sawal samaj nhi aya

Teacher:
tumare pas 2 rotiyan thi
tmne unko kha lia ab kya bcha?

Pathan:
salan...

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 945 views

First Kid: Once when

First Kid: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously.

Second Kid: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died.

First Kid: I don’t remember exactly, I was only 3 yeas old at that time.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

once pathan replied

Once a Pathan was Asked:
"Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?"
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"Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Husband Did Your MOM Cooked

Husband Did Your MOM Cooked Today

Wife Yes, But How Do You Know ? Husband

Daily I Found Black Hairs In the FOOD Today I Have Found White

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jaleebi or larki

Jalebi aur ladkiyo me kya similiarity hai..??
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Dono hi kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti,
Par hoti bahut sweet hai!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Train station par ruki

Train station par ruki. Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baethe santa se- Kaun sa station hai?Santa bahar dekh kr kuch der soch kar "lag to Railway Station raha hai".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)