Hurry Home, Hurry Home
A hindu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack,
Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting "Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om."
Ambulance reaches his house.
Wife screams "Why did you not take him to the hospital?"
Doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1199 views
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