Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.

Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?

Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke “Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 971 views

Ise Aap Modern Art Kehte Hai?

Santa Art Gallery Mein Jata Hai Aur Ek Tasveer Dekhkar Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahta Hai.

Santa: “Ye Bhayanak Tasveer Ko
Aap Modern Art Kehte Hai?”
Maalik: “Mere Baap Tu Dimag Mat Laga Ghar Ja, Ye Aaina Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?

Pathan :

Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?

Dukandar :

Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.

Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

After 70 yrs u still address

Man: After 70 yrs u still address ur wife as Darling, Love, Honey. What's the secret?

Old Man: Her name slipped from my mind 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask her wat it is?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Math Problems

Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:

10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound
4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound
2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each

"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.
"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."
"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.

"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Ladies Se Bhari

Ek Ladies Se Bhari Bus Ka Bada Boori Tarah Se Accident Ho Gaya,

Saari Ladies Mar Gayi,
Sabke Pati Ek-Ek Ghanta Roye,
Santa Do Ghante Roya,
Kyun?

Kyunki Uski Wife Se Bus Miss Ho Gayi Thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)