Santa drves in 2 1-way & cross
Santa drves in 2 1-way & cross NO ENTRY board. POLICE : oye tainu NO ENTRY board dekha nahi kya?
Santa:"Oey! Mainu lagga ki aey flim poster hai!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 829 views
Similar Jokes
Teacher:
Paani me Rehne wale 5 janwaroon
k naam btao.??
Boy:Mendak..
Teacher:
4 aur btao
… Boy: Mendak ki Mummy, Mendak k Papa,
Mendak ki Behan Aur Mendak ki Item..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi
Aik Admi Bola Amma Mujhe Le Jati 2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati
Sardar: Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kar Ke Gayi He
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sochte huwe bhi dar lagta hai.
If women could read minds,
every second man will get slapped. ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Wife to doc: Doc, I think my husband has a fearful disease.I talk to him for hours and he doesn’t hear a word I say.
Doc:That’s not a disease, its a gift!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living together.
But one day, he became determined to ask her the question. So he calls her on the phone, "June."
"Yes, this is June."
"Will you marry me?"
"Of course I will! Who's this?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Judge ( chor se ) : tum pandharvin baar adalat mein aaye ho is liye tum par pachaas hazaar rupay jurmana aed kya jata hai.
chor ( haath bandh kar ) : huzoor! baqaida anay walay gahak ke sath kuch to riayat honi chahiye
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
12 Boys planed to propose a girl
10 came with a rose..
But 1 came with a ring – Thats confidence
But what about the other 1?
Wo sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine
mein dekh li aur usne suicide
kar li,
tum mujhse waada karo ke tum
kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge
plz plz plz promise me plz…
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan se kisi ne pucha: Aqal bari hai ya bhens.
Pathan thori dair sochnay kai baad: Hum ko pagal mat samjho
Phlay dono ka date of birth btao
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ben got 100 out of 100 in the exam. So the teacher gave him a gift and said,
I hope you will do the same in the next exam.'
Ben: Thank you Sir. I hope you will also print the question paper from my uncle’s printing shop next time.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)