Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:

10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound
4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound
2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each

"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.
"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."
"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.

"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1261 views

Tu gulabo hai

Sardar goes to gulabo,s home and knocks da door.:
gulabo:kon?
Sardar:mein hun.
Gulabo:mein kon?
Sardar:tu gulabo hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

1 udas pathan se pocha

1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha:
Khan sahab ap q udas hai?
Pathan: aj hum ko
N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya
Admi: wo kiya??
Udas Pathan
“NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bachon per kya asar pre ga

Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya
Asar Parega?
Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain
Police: To Ghar Me Karo
Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

7 Cheezein Jab Khatam Ho Jati Hai,

7 Cheezein Jab Khatam Ho Jati Hai, To Bahot
Takleef Hoti Hai.
1 “Pyaar”
2 “Rishta”
3 “School Life”
4 “Dosti”
5 “Paise”
6 “Sms Pack”
Akhiri
7 “Toilet Mein Paani“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar Ji's Wife

Sardar Ji's Wife: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.

Sardar Ji: You tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)