Kun se mulak dekhe
Pota:dadi ap ne kun kun se mulak dekhe hain?
Dadi:afganistan ,hindustan, pakistan ,iran.
Pehche se awaz aai ab dekhna hai qabaristan.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1002 views
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