Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.
Doctor: How do you feel?
Patient: A little down in the mouth.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1058 views

Ladies Only

Munna and Circuit take a ride on the BEST bus. They sit down on a 'Ladies Only' bench. A few women come over:

Lady: Please!! Yahan se uthiye!
Circuit: kaiko?

Lady: Kyonki hum mahilayein hain!!

Circuit: To kya hua? Hum dahi layein hain!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

In bio practical:

In bio practical:

Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?

Sardar:I don't know.

Examiner:You failed, what's your name?

Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

teacher gunnu ko sharat karte

teacher gunnu ko sharat karte
dekh dante huye- jab mai tumhari umar ki thi to itni sharat nahi karti thi

gunnu- to madam apne sharat kab start
ki..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gayon mein aik shakhs ka inteqaal ho gia

Gayon mein aik shakhs ka inteqaal ho gia aik saheb tazyat kay liye in kay betay kay pas gaye aur poocha marhoom ko kia bimari thi.

Betay nay jawab mein kaha burhapa khood aik bimari hai.

Woh saheb bolay: Waqai hamaray mohallay mein bhi teen char bachay isi bimari mein maray hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
Khan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
khan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)