Peepal K Darakhton

Teacher:
Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko
Aik RaBi Se Baandh Diya Jaye
To Us RaBi Ko Kya Kahen Ge?

Sardar: Us Rabi Ko Bolenge
“Nokia” (Connecting Peepal):-)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1068 views
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