Teacher:
Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko
Aik RaBi Se Baandh Diya Jaye
To Us RaBi Ko Kya Kahen Ge?

Sardar: Us Rabi Ko Bolenge
“Nokia” (Connecting Peepal):-)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1148 views

Talak leni hai

husband-talak lena hai,
advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000rp lagenge,
husband-pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51rp me shadi
kari thi.
advocate-dekh liye na saste ka natija.....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Fees Maafi Ki Application

To

The Principal,
Delhi Public School,

Sir,

Baat Yeh Hui Ke Mere Dad Ne Mujhe Fees Ke Liye 2000 Rs Diye Thhe, 500 Rs Ki Dosto Ke Saath Film Dekhi, 500 Ki Drink Or Chicken Ho Gaya, 500 Ka Girlfriend Ka Recharge Karwana Pad Gaya, Fir Ussko 250 Ki Coffe Pilai.

Ab Bache 250, Uski Main English Wali Mam Pe Shart Haar Gaya.

Mein Samja Thha Ke Unka Sirf Maths Ke Sir Ke Saath Chakar Hai, Par Unka To Aapse Bhi Chakar Nikla.

Abb Aapke Pass Do Hi Raste Hai. Ya To Meri Fees Maaf Ya Aapka Pardafash.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Student

MATHS teacher to a brillian Pathan Student: How can we divide 8 apples among 6 persons equally?
.
.
Pathan: Juice bana ke

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Explain The word "AUTOMATICALLY"

Explain The word "AUTOMATICALLY"
....Nahe pata
i"ll xplain... ager koi ganji ladki auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain auto_mein_takli

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

A Philosophy Professor asked

A Philosophy Professor asked
his Students Just one question
for their Final Exams:
"How r U Going 2 make me
Believe
That
This chair in Front of U
is Invisible . . .?"
It Took All Students
1 hour to Finish d Ans. . .
Except for 1 Lazy Student
Who Took Only 5 Seconds. . !
The Lazy Student got the
Highest Score
His Answer Was:
"WHICH CHAIR?" =P
Moral:
Never Complicate Simple
Things in Life. . . =D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)