Aapko Mera Banaya Hua Halwa
Biwi 2 Pati:Aapko Mera Banaya Hua Halwa Pasand Nai Aya Bache To 3Plate kha chuke Hai
Andar se Awaz: Mama 1Plate or Dena 1 kitab ki Jild Reh gayi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 892 views
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ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr
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Me aaj aapni bike dho raha
tha,itane me dad aaye n chilla ke
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kameene aaj fir ladki ghumayega
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lo banda ab aapni bike bhi nahin
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The door ion the 14th floor opens...
They saw a guy running towards them.
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*OR
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Amrican:R U Relaxing?
Santa:No I M Gopal Singh,
Anothr Amrican: R U Relaxing?
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&
Left Tht Place In Anger.
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R U Relaxing?
American:Yes
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SHAH RUKH:TO fir aab kiyu Bata rahe ho!!!
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