Aaj ka Lover to his Girlfrnd-
Yu mat khinch tu mujhe apni taraf sanam







Branded T-shirt hai
Phat gyi toh bahut pitegi
Maa kasam.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 837 views

Expiry Date Of Marriage

Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper?
Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??

Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

 Class mein kon shor kar raha tha? 

Mastar (Fareed say): Class mein kon shor kar raha tha? 

Fareed: Janab mujhay nahi maaloom mein to apni baton mein laga hua tha. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Vasectomy Jokes

As I sit here I'm contemplating having a vasectomy, you know... the "removing" of your manhood. You know, it looks like a relatively simple procedure, heck I even asked if they had a do-it-yourself kit (true story). Afterall, $950 bucks for a 15 minute snip-snip is kinda excessive. At any rate, I won't be cutting on my balls anytime soon - but I do have some vasectomy jokes (more of a timeline of events) if you're in the same mood I am. We'll call him "Bill" and this is his story.
It's A Family Decision

VasectomyBill was at his family doctor for his annual physical exam. His doctor returned, filling out a bunch of stuff on his chart, and boasted "Your checkup went well, everything looks to be in order. Is there anything that you'd like to ask me?"

"Well," Bill mumbles, "Actually, I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."

"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked this over with your family?"

"Yeah, and they're in favor 9 to 2."
Right After The Operation

Bill wakes up from a vasectomy and the doctor tells him he has good news and bad news. "The good news is we were able to save your testicles. The bad news is they're under your pillow."
What Really Happened To Bill

While doing the vasectomy, Bill's doctor slipped and cut off one of his testicles. In an effort to avoid a malpractice lawsuit, he replaced Bill's missing ball with an onion.

Two weeks later, Bill returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doc asked. "Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the nervous doc asked anxiously. "Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."
Post-Op Final Check-Up

Six weeks after his vasectomy, Bill returns to his doctor for his scheduled semen test. The nurse hands him a little jar and points to a broom closet down the hall. After half an hour, he still hasn't come out - and a line is forming! So she puts her ear to the door to see if he is ok. All she can hear is lots of heavy breathing and grunting, so she goes back to her station and tells the other guys to wait their turn. Fifteen minutes later the guy finally comes out, red in the face and sweating. "I've tried everything," he says. "I've pulled it, I've twisted it, I've even pounded it on the sink, but I *still* can't open this damn jar!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy 2 doctor

Boy 2 doctor:-
Meri girlfriend pregnant hai. . Par maine to protection li thi...

Doctor:- Ek kahani suno

Ek shikari ek Gun ki jagah ek umbrella le Gaya... achanak Lion samne aaya toh usne umbrella ka handle khicha aur fire kiya... Lion wahi mar Gaya...
...
Boy:- Impossible kisi aur ne goli mari hogi... Doctor :- Exactly ...!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Old Man: Putar mere dand

Old Man: Putar mere dand (teeth) lai ke aa.

Putar: Bapu roti te bani nahi hai.
Old Man: Roti nahi khani, sahmne vali buddhi nu smile deni hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)