Parvati ji: Prabhu Aapka Trishool kaha hai?
Parvati ji: Prabhu Aapka Trishool kaha hai?
Shiv ji: Rajnikanth le gaya hai!
Parvati ji: Kyooon?
Shiv ji: Noodles khaane ke liye!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 729 views
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CA EXAMS...
Q: Aik Over Main Kitni Balls Phenki Jati Hain?
Answer 4rm Students: 6
Examiner Comments: Sorry
1 Over Main 1 He Ball 6 Bar Phenki Jati Hai.
FAIL. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Punjab Police ka jalwa...
Santa Taalaab me nanga naha raha tha..
Police-Chal oye baahar aakar kapde pehen le teri Talaashi leni hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife Ne Pati Se Gale Lagkar Poocha, Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hoon.
Husband Ne Jawab Diye, Tumne Bhagwan Shankar Ke Gale Main Saanp Dekha Hain Na, Waisi Lag Rahi Ho
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A couple went to a wishing well. The husband threw a coin in the well and then mumbled something in his mouth
Then the wife threw a coin in the well and while she moved forward to see in the well, she fell inside.
The husband turned around to the man standing in shock behind him and said excitedly, “I never believed in wishing wells before…”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Banta: Dulha Ghodi Par Kyo Baithta Hai,
Dulhan Ko Nahi?
Santa: Ghodi Par Baitha kar Dulhe Ko Bhagne Ka Akhiri Mauka Diya Jata Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1st: Bataya Tha
2nd: Phir
1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar Writing His Diary :
My Sister Had A Baby This Morning.
I’Ve Not Heard That Its A Boy Or A Girl.
So,I Dont Know
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Joke Only For Engineers
Once A 'Constant' n 'e^x'
Were Standing, They Saw
A Derivative Coming From
Aside, Constant Ran Away
Saying 'Derivative' Will Kill
Me,Making Me Zero . The e^x
Said 'HaHaHa' Whether Its
Derivative Or Integral , It
Cannot Change Me,
Derivative Came Near Him
And Said
I m d/dy notd/dx ... =P =D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
2 ‘Pathano’ Ko Bomb Mila
1st Pathan: Chal Police Ko De Aain
2nd Pathan:Agar Bomb Raste Main Phat Gaya To?
1st Pathan: Jhot Bol Denge K phata hoa hi Mila Tha
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)