I am going to leave you

Jeeto: yelled at Santa! U're gonna b really sorry!
I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 593 views
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Dr:
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Sardar:
Mobile Te Sap Aali.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A cold winter!

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardi nai lagti

Dunia me 3 jandaar aise hain jin ko sardi. Nai lagti
;1.bafani reech
2.penguin
3.wo khawaten jo shadi attand karne ja rahi hun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
I want to die

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar

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Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Jab Bijli Chamakti hai to

TEACHER: Jab Bijli Chamakti hai to Roshni Pehle Aur Awaaz baad me Kyu aati hai?

SANTA: Kyuki Hamari Aankh Aagey Aur Kaan Piche hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Two Sardars

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

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Chor Aya Tijori P Likha

Chor Aya Tijori P Likha
Tha-Todne ki jarurt Ni,ButtonDabao Khul Jyegi
Button Dabate hi Police Aa Gyi
Chor-Aj Mera Insaniyt p se
vishwas uth Gya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Couple had a fight in d nite next

couple had a fight in d nite nxt morning husband offer milk to his wife n wife says so sweet of u.

husband says aj nagpanchmi h le nagin dhudh pi le

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ISHQ
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ye 3 Cheeze Har Tufaan ka Muqabla KR sakti hai
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