Hamari Light Tu Ab

Hamari Light Tu Ab
Is Taraha Aati Hy

DOst

Jese Shadi k Bad
Beti Bep K Ghar

(‘,’) Acha abbu
<)(\me chaLti
// hon phir aaon gi
agle hafty..;-)

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