Sir: Btao khush fehmi kia hoti he?

Student:Sir peechay dekhen miss asma apko bula rahi hen.

Sir ny dekha to koi nahi tha.

Student:Yehi khush fehmi hoti he.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 975 views

Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100

Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga.

Kuch der baad use 50 rupe milte hai wo kehta hai:
Kya bhagwan mujh pe itna bhi bharosa nahi k pehele hi kaant liye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pani Mein Gira Rumal To

Pani Mein Gira Rumal To Rumal Gila Hai,
Asman Mein Dekha To Asman Bhi Nila Hai,
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Muhabbat To Sub Karty Hain Par.
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Main Karon To Salaaa Character Dheela Hai…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ye Koi Khaane Ki Cheez Hai?

Ek Shahar Ki Ladki Ki Shaadi Gaon Mein Ho Jati Hai,

Subah Jab Wo Pest Karne Lagti Hai To Usaka Devar Usse Pest Mangta Hai,

Wo Pest De Deti Hai Aur Devar Ungli Par Rakh Kar Kha Jata Hai, Phir Doobara Mangta Hai Aur Phir Kha Jata Hai,

Ladaki Gusse Mein Aakar Devar Ko Chanta Maar Deti Hai, Devar Rote Hue Bhabhi Ki Shikayat Apne Bhai Se Karta Hai,
Bhai Apni Patni Se Chanta Marne Ka Karan Puchhta Hai To Patni Kahti Hai,

Patni: “Main Baar-Baar Inhe Pest Deti Thi Aur Ye Har Baar Ungli Par Rakh Kar Kha Jate The Isliye Mujhe Gussa Aa Gaya”

Patni Ki Baat Sunkar Pati Apne Chhote Bhai Ke Ek Chaanta Marta Hai Aur Bolta Hai
Pati: “Ye Koi Ungli Par Rakh Ke Khane Ki Cheez Hai Khana Tha To Roti Par Rakh Kar Khata.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Double vaat!!!

Double vaat!!!
Mazak ki bhi koi haad hoti hai yaar mai ek ladki ke
saath date maar rahatha...Aur mera dost uske
samne aakar bola
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kal wali zayda achi thi ;)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ham Kya Mar Gaye The?

Ek Murgi Ne Baaj Se Shadi Kar Li, Shadi Ke Baad Ek Murge Ne Murgi Se Kaha,
Murga: “Ham Kya Mar Gaye The Jo Tune Ek Baaj Se Shadi Kar Li? ”
Murgi Mayusi Se Boli: “Shadi To Main Tumse Hi Karna Chahti Thi, Par Pita Ji Ki Jidd Thi Ki Ladka Airforce Mein Ho“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)