ragging ke waqt ladko ne 1 ladki se kaha

ragging ke waqt ladko ne 1 ladki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do-patna kahan par hai? ladki-bihar mein

boys-yahin pat jao itne dur jaane ki kya jarurat hai....!

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