Ik Gujarati Babu ke 2 kids the:
Ik Gujarati Babu ke 2 kids the: Raju aur Sanju.
Raju: Papa, Sanju apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.
Sanju: Nahi papa, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 846 views
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