Skipping school

Father: I hear you skipped school to play football.
Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1033 views
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Ek Chuha (Rat) Sharab K
Glass Me Gir Gaya...
Wahan Se Ek Billi Guzar Rhi
Thi To Chuhe Ne
Billi Se Kaha K
Mujhy Yahan Se Nikalo
Phir Chahy Mujhy Kha
Lena.
Billi Ne Laat Mari Or Glass
Gira Diya.
Chuha Nikal Kr Bhaga Or Bil
Me Ghus Gya
Billi Na Kaha : Jhooty,
Dhokybaaz, Tum To Keh
Rahy Thy K Mujhy Nikalo,
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Kha Lena...
Chooha Muskuraya Or
Bola : Jaan Naraz Mat
Hona, Us Waqt
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by pinkey (few years ago!)
Saab 1 rupia de do

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana. Kal
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony
mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Reverse Lelo

Taxi Driver: Petrol Khatm Ho Gaya Hai Gadi Aage Nahi Ja Sakti

Sardar:Koi Baat Nahi
Reverse Lelo, Vapas Ghar Chalte Hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Yahaan Kutte SusuKarte Hain

Ek Diwaar Par Likha Tha: “Yahaan Kutte Susu
Karte Hain”
Santa Ko Badi Zor Se Susu Aaya Thha, Usne Idhar
Udhar Dekha Ki Koi Bhi Nahi Dekh Raha To Waha
Susu Kar Diya.
Fir Muskura Kar Bola: “Ise Kehte Hai Dimaag, Susu
Maine Kiya Naam Kutte Ka Aaya“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Barrage Of Obama Jokes

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
~Conan O'Brien

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
~Jay Leno

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
~Jay Leno

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
~Jay Leno (we love Jay)

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
~Jimmy Kimmel

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
~Jimmy Fallon

After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born. ~Jon Stewart

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
~David Letterman

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
~David Letterman (Dave's not bad either)

Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them. ~Jimmy Fallon

You know, it's hard to believe President Obama has now been in office for a year. Isn't that amazing? It's a year. And you know, it's incredible. He took something that was in terrible, terrible shape, and he brought it back from the brink of disaster: The Republican party. ~Jay Leno

President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley - all dependents.

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Mast Chai Peeni Hai?

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Banta Badi Khushi Se Mila Aur Usko Bithata Hua Bola.

Banta: “Yaar Aaj Teri Bhabhi Ghar Pe Nahi Hai, Warna Mein Tujhe Bhadiya Si Chai Pilata”

Santa: “Oye Kanjus Kabhi To Doodh Market Se Bhi Le Liya Kar?“

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1 sheikh Haj per gaya

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“Ya ALLAH Mere SARE GUNAH MAAF KERDAY”

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maar pari....

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Santa: Yaar, kyun ke woh sab log fire fighter thay!

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Dadi ko "BHAGWAT GEETA

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On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money,

On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money, so he sent a
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When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got
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