Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died. :-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 911 views

Parhai main magan

Father: Beta raat ko kis waqt soye tay?
Son: Mai raat ko 2 baje tak parh raha tha
Father: Lekin 11 bajy tu bejli chali gayi thi
Son: Mai parhny mai etna magan tha ke bejli jany ka pata hi nai chala

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Two cockroaches sitting in washroon

Two cockroaches sitting in washroon eating potty.

One said to other: Yaar mujhe potty aa rahe hai.

Other said: Yaar khane ke time pe to aise batain mat kiya karo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

aaj meri girlfrind ka birthday ha

Beta:papa aaj meri girlfrind ka birthday ha Use kya du

Papa:dekhna me kaisi hai

Beta:mast hai

Papa:mera number de da

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Dog Barking

A blonde and her husband are sleeping when the neighbor’s dog starts barks and wakes them up. The blonde sighs, shakes her fist and says 'Wait until you see what I'm going to do to those neighbors!' She runs out of the house and five minutes later she comes back with a smile on her face. The husband asks 'So, what did you do?' The blonde says 'Well, I took the dog from their yard and I put it in our yard to see how they like it having the neighbor’s dog barking all night.'

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Tenshion

dual heart attack msg by a grl to her b.friend :
1st msg : lets break up now . its all over..
2nd msg:
sorry !! sorry !!
DIS MSG WAS NOT FOR U !! :P

by nadeem (few years ago!)