The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude
and said,
“Since we are the best of friends, I would not
want to insult you by offering payment. But I
would like for you to know that I had mentioned
you in my will.”
“That is very kind of you,” said the doctor
emotionally, and then added,
“May I see that prescription I just gave you? I d
like to make a little change…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 850 views

Tiger ne sardar ko zoo mein

tiger ne sardar ko zoo mein maar dya..
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to aik admi ne tiger se pooocha: tum ne sardar he ko q mara
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to tiger ne reply kya: itni der se meri tarf boli ja rha tha.....
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"ini waddi bili, ini waddi bili

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

De De Thakur

Gabbar-Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur,
Thakur-Nahi Yaar Gabbar,
Me Dil Ka Mariz Hu,
Agar Tune Mere Hath Kaat Diye To Mai B.P Kese
Check Karwaunga..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Hamein Kon Si Jaldi He

Doctor: Cigrate Noshi Insan Ko Ahista Ahista Mar Deti He….

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Charsi:

Haan! To Hamein Kon Si Jaldi He…:-(

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Beta ya Kar Rahe Ho??

Maa: Beta ya Kar Rahe Ho??
Beta: Padh Raha Hoon.
Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe Ho??
Beta: Ji, Film Shole Ki Story..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jab be gali me chalo nazre juka kar chal

jab be gali me chalo nazre juka kar chalo

es se app ke ezat nai barte balke

kise ke gere hove pasie milne ke chance be bar jate hain......

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)