A Tiger was giving wedding party
A Tiger was giving wedding party to his frnds..
A Cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who r u ?
Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage.......
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 871 views
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