Ek aurat ne 1 wakil se
Ek aurat ne 1 wakil se pocha k talak lene ke liye kia sharayat lazmi hoti hain ? Wakil Bola “Talak lene ke liye aap ko shadi shuda hona zarori hai”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 840 views
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PREMIKA- aaj tumne bahut acha bhashan diya..
NETA PREMI- saare sunne wale gadhe the..
PREMIKA- tabhi tum baar baar keh rhe the mere
pyaare bhaiyo, pyaare bhaiyo
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police Ky Chhittar Khane Se
Koi Mar To Nai Jata.
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Bus Pedal Chalne K Andaz
Badal Jate Hain…!:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu & Ladki standing on the bus stop:
Pappu to ladki: nice lipistic
ladki : thanks
Pappu : nice top & jeans
ladki : thanks
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Pappu : nice ear-ring
ladki : thanks
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Pappu : nice neckless .
Ladki : Aawwwwwwwwww thank u so much
BHAIYA:))
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Pappu: kamaal hai fir bhi bilkul chudel lag rahi hai...
Pappu rocked.....girl shoked...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bacha: Maine Hathi K Samne
12 Kailay Rakhe Usne 11 Khaliay
1 Q Nhi Khaya?
Admi: Hathi Ka Pait Bhr Gaya Hoga.
Bacha: Nahi 12wa Kaila Plastic Ka Tha.
Acha Dubara
Maine Hathi K Samne 12 Kailay Rkhe To Usne Aik B Nhi Khaya Q?
Admi: Saray Kailay
Plastic K Hongay?
Bacha: Nahi Ghalat.
Is Dafa Hathi Plastic Ka Tha.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
SARDAR:mujy ek hathor ore keel chaye computer k liye.
SALESMAN:lekin iss ka computer main kya kaam?
SARDAR:yaar mujy computer mein window lagani hy...
by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)
Santa bike se ja raha tha,Ladki ko dekh achanak gir gaya.
Ladki-Oh My God! lagi to nahi.
Santa-nah nah, eh ta yaara da utran da style hai..:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
THIS IS A CLASSIC ::
Santa ne facebook pe apna account banaya
aur apni WALL pe likha :
“Yaha thukna mana hai”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy:ABC.
Girl:Ha?
Boy:Always be careful!
Girl:And?
BoyEFG. Don't ever forget girl!
...Girl:Are you?
Boy:HI. Happy Inlove.
Girl:So?
Boy:JKLM. Just keep loving me.
Girl:So, how about NOPQRSTUVWXYZ??
Boythinks) No other person quite reasonable shall
treat u very well except me, you'll zee!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dad's writes on son's facebook wall:
Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.
Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek pathan k ghr 2 jurwa bache paida hue...
To pathan raat bhar nhi so saka...
Q k pathn pareshan tha k ek ka bap to mai hu. . .
Dusre ka kon hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)