Funny Public Server Messages for Boys
Jo Detey Hen Larkiyon ko TOHFAY
Wo Uthatey Hen Unki Shadi k SOFAY
Jo Jaty Hen Un k Pichey
WoH Aatey Hen Unki Doli k Nichey
Jo Kehtey Hen Unko JAANU
Woh ban jate hain unke bacho ke MAAMU
So.
“NO GIRL FRIEND=NO TENSION”
A public service msg for the young boys
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 825 views
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kissing a girl on her cheek is care,,
kissing a girl on her eyes is care & love,,
kissing a girl on her lips is love,,
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in front of her boyfriend.....
HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG
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